Notes: Family

My notes about life, work and other fascinating things around me.

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Nerd View
19 October 2020 ·

A chat with my daughter

On the screenshot above my little one is just letting me know where she is: walking down the street, at the school, at a playground. It's not her fault that I have a sort of nerd view: when I look at this chat I see nothing but code on Gherkin, which is just a bit broken. A little patch here and there and it will be fine :-)

And I exit home
Then I enter school
And I exit school
Then I gonna swing

We use Gherkin to write our autotests for Vanessa Automation. I can't say I've made very many of them, especially in comparison with some of my colleagues… Well, it seems like I've made them enough to twist the reality a few.

River City Girls
30 September 2019 ·

The little one and I finished River City Girls together, a recently released beat ’em up. That’s the genre where you beat up everyone you don’t like.

In the photo, I’m watching ten-year-old Lisa confidently send a crowd of Japanese bruisers flying.

A Good Day
9 Jule 2019 ·

Tweet

Dear diary! Today I got paid to draw Doomguy teaching Rapunzel from Disney’s Tangled how to fire a heavy assault rifle. Today was a good day!

― izra

I love artists. Special people :-)

(Also pictured: me teaching my daughter how to rush with zealots in StarCraft 2.)

What Are Our Girls Made Of?
9 February 2019 ·

With all the fuss over that Reebok ad, I came across a great video from their competitors on YouTube. I’m barely following the whole thing, but even I caught some of the fallout. It’s already a couple of years old, but it’s about exactly the same thing, and damn! An ad made by someone with their head screwed on straight. I don’t know how else to put it.

I showed it to the little one: she watched wide-eyed. I’ll show it again next time she’s loafing around instead of training :-)

Completely Lazy
12 September 2014 ·

My daughter asks: Dad, what does “pray” mean?

I explain: well, some people believe in a powerful being who lives in the sky and controls absolutely everything. From time to time, people ask this being for things, and that’s called prayer.

The little one thinks for a moment:

“Dad, are those people just really lazy?”

Really, really lazy?

A Choice
5 June 2014 ·

My daughter is scratching her leg intently. I tell her: hey, don’t scratch, it’ll hurt. She looks at me very seriously and replies: Dad, it’s my choice whether to scratch or not.

I couldn’t think of a reply.

That’s my girl!

A Trip Plan
25 Marth 2013 ·

I’m off to Yekaterinburg for a conference on bus terminal software. I told Kat to listen to our daughter and our daughter to listen to Kat. I suspect they’re in for a fun week.

The plan

I’ll be back on Saturday. Miss me.

Telepathic Eagles
9 Marth 2013 ·

Kat’s handwriting makes experienced doctors choke with envy. Today, if her note is to be believed, she asked me to pick up four screw buckets and twelve telepathic eagles on my way home.

Never mind the screws, but where am I supposed to find eagles? Telepathic ones, at that?

I’m lost. My life has been wasted.